Recipes
“Mom can do pull-ups” seasoning
<p style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"504\" data-end=\"779\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">This isn’t your average “mom’s recipe.” This was crafted by a woman who does pull-ups for breakfast, has abs sharper than her chef’s knife, and cooks with nothing but real, clean ingredients — no fillers, no fluff, and definitely no \"flavor packets\" from aisle 7.</span></p> <p style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"781\" data-end=\"917\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">She’s proof you can be strong, shredded, and still make a mean tri-tip. (Also, put it on a brisket, chicken, pork butt, you name it)</span></p> <p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\"><span style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\">This rub is her gift to your taste buds and your arteries.</span> Love you mom!</span></p> <p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">This recipe you can \"wing it\" and f</span><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 16px;\">eel free to modify to your liking!</span><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 16px;\"> </span></p> <p style=\"line-height: 1;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">- Salt (sea salt or Himalayan)</span></p> <p style=\"line-height: 1;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">-ground black Pepper</span></p> <p style=\"line-height: 1;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">-ground coffee (whatever is your favorite)</span></p> <p style=\"line-height: 1;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">-garlic powder</span></p> <p style=\"line-height: 1;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">-paprika</span></p> <p style=\"line-height: 1;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">-oregano</span></p> <p style=\"line-height: 1;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">-red cayenne pepper</span></p> <p style=\"line-height: 1;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">-thyme</span></p>
THE Caesar dressing
<ul class=\"ul1\" style=\"list-style-type: circle; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"> <li class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span class=\"s2\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleEmphasizedBody; font-weight: bold;\">THE Caesar Dressing </span><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">(makes about 8 large salad servings)</span></li> <ul class=\"ul1\"> <li class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">~1 cup Chosen Foods Classic mayo</span></li> <li class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">~1 cup hand shredded Parmesan (don’t buy the pre shredded cheese, they put BS ingredients in it, and hand shredded tastes better) </span></li> <li class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">1/2 tsp anchovy paste - Amore brand is good</span></li> <li class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">4-6 cloves of fresh garlic - depends on how garlicky you want it!</span></li> <li class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">1 Tbsp garlic powder</span></li> <li class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">2 big juicy lemons squeezed</span></li> <li class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">1/2 Tbsp parsley - dried or fresh</span></li> <li class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">2 Tbsp Olive Oil - Villa Cappelli - worth it</span></li> <li class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">Himalayan salt & Pepper to taste</span></li> </ul> </ul> <p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">Throw all ingredients in a blender. Pulse. <span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"> </span>Place in container and put in refrigerator for 1 hour. <span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"> </span>For best results, serve cold and toss with romaine lettuce. Add toppings of choice. Chicken thighs, Flank steak, or shrimp are great protein options!</span></p>
Chimichurri Meat Dreams
<p style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1;\" data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"387\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">CHIMICHURRI</span></p> <p style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1;\" data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"387\"> </p> <p style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1;\" data-start=\"373\" data-end=\"423\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Where herbs meet your meat and your grill gets lucky.</span></p> <p style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1;\" data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"387\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Put it on anything. Meat. Veggies. Your fingers. It’s all fair game.</span></p> <p style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"> </p> <p style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">In a large mason Jar</span></p> <p style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">ADD</span></p> <ul style=\"list-style-type: circle;\"> <li style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">2 bunches Italian parsley- finely diced</span></li> <li style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">9 garlic cloves- finely diced (adjust to your liking!)</span></li> <li style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">1 Tsp sea salt (varies a lot base on taste)</span></li> </ul> <ul style=\"list-style-type: circle;\"> <li style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">1 tsp crushed red pepper</span></li> <li style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">1/4 cup white vinegar</span></li> </ul> <p style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">STIR all together</span></p> <p style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">ADD olive oil until contents in jar are completely covered and there is about a pinky width of extra oil above parsley.</span></p> <p style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">LET SIT for at least 8 hours to allow parsley to soak.</span></p> <p style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Refrigerate!</span></p> <p style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif; font-size: 12pt;\">ENJOY!</span></p>
Green GOD dressing
<p>Coming soon...</p>
Better than balsamic vinaigrette
<p>In a bowl combine: </p> <p>1/2 medium red onion, diced finely</p> <p>4 Tbsp Basalmic vinegar</p> <p>2 Tbsp EVOO</p> <p>1 avocado mashed</p> <p>salt, pepper to taste. </p> <p>*Add halved cherry tomatoes if desired.</p> <p>Let sit at least 15 mins to chill and marinate prior to serving in refrigerator.</p> <p>Mix with fresh spring mix (1/2 tub of Costco size), serves 4. </p> <p> </p>
Uncle David’s chicken salad
<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">2 rotisserie chickens diced finely</span></p> <p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">2 heads of ciliantro diced finely</span></p> <p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">2 white onions diced finely</span></p> <p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">1/3 jar Chosen Foods Mayo</span></p> <p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">1/2 c lemon juice</span></p> <p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">1/2 c apple cider vinegar</span></p> <p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">Salt. Pepper. Garlic power to taste</span></p> <p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"> </p> <p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">Mix all together and refrigerate. </span></p> <p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\">Serve with Siete Tortilla chips. Bonus points, add avocado slices on top.</span></p> <p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"><span class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"> Feeds a LARGE party! :) </span></p>